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July 26, 2014 at 3:37am
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Reblogged from yeezus-fish

yeezus-fish:

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool
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July 25, 2014 at 11:20pm
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Reblogged from embebedar-se

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10:27pm
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Reblogged from gentlecyborg

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July 24, 2014 at 8:01am
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Reblogged from hombresdesnudo2

hombresdesnudo2:

Sam Callahan!!!

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12:09am
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Reblogged from precumming

precumming:

the top always has to text the bottom first 

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July 23, 2014 at 8:07pm
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Reblogged from mothbug

mothbug:

stayfrostystayfrosty:

mothbug:

primadonna girl 

✿ all i ever wanted was the world 

Is that bow taped onto that snake

I’m pretty sure that’s kind of a fuckin’ bad thing to do

u fuckin serious m8 it was literally a pencil eraser sized boop of double sided tape gently laid on her head so the bow would stay on 

i promise you my twelve foot long, 30-pound burmese python survived a boop of tape to the noggin

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7:59pm
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Reblogged from thetowndrugdealer

curtisplease:

thetowndrugdealer:

I want glory holes in bathrooms but instead of strange guys putting their dicks through them i just want them to slide money though to me and then leave

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7:58pm
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Reblogged from peenslaya

peenslayer:

drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk. 

(Source: peenslaya, via benjaminhyw)

7:58pm
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Reblogged from evilhag

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7:58pm
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Reblogged from asylum-art

theremina:

John Brosio

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